Curse you Twilight

The curse that is Twilight has been put upon my relationship.

Kim's workmate Hannah has got her hooked on the Twilight series of books, like Amy Winehouse to crack. Granted crack is rather moreish.

The high school love affair Kim has with Edward, swooning over his intense protectiveness and mysterious allure lead her to ask me, "how come bella gets protectiveness, mysterious allure etc and all I get is you breaking wind!"

Is that all I do?

I then pointed out, I do some pretty superhuman things myself, like do the two-week food shop all by myself, carrying it all home from New Cross Gate.

Well apparently I have to up the ante, increase my mysterious allure, make myself undead, obtain superhuman strength and be as quick as lightning.

Any ideas?

Nope, didnt think you have.

Curse you Twilight, Curse you Edward

A new addition to the family

Morning all,

On wednesday we got a cat,

She is called Sofia, she is quite a weird cat as she has extra fingers, apparently that makes her a polydactyl cat. But is pretty cool watching her pick things up in a human like manner due to her mutated dexterity.

Well here is a picture of her.

My Crowning Glory

I have achieved a few memorable things in life, but none compare to the accomplishment of leaving Dave without a comeback to mockery.

"Wise man says even a crouching ginger cannot hide because of his carrot-topped shame"

Owned.

Wedding Announcement

We have finally set a date! May 2010.

(I'm not going to put the exact date, I don't want to be a victim of a Facebook Flashmob!)

If everything goes according to plan we will be getting married in Northampton at the Marriott Hotel.

Last Sunday we went on a roadtrip with the folks to view the place, and our heart is set on it. As the pictures show it has quite an impressive ceiling shape. The windows look out onto fields and lakes which hopefully weather permitting with be a sweet backdrop for any wedding photos.

When I told Penfold (dad) about the venue, his first and only concern was to the presence of samosas and bhajis on the evening buffet. I can confirm that there will be both!

There is a pool at the hotel, so I imagine that somebody may end up in there by the end of the day!

On a more serious note I am currently taking bids for my right kidney: '86 model, low milage, dakota blue, with 19" rims.

New Year - New Blog

Hi All,

I have spent a fair bit of time reading my future brother in law's blog, www.davidatkins.co.uk, and I have decided I am not going to let him hog the net with his blogs.

I'm going to have a pop at it too.

I would like to think that I will have some stuff to write about over the next year. So keep checking to see if there is anything worth reading!

Cheers

Sam